25 of the Funniest Conversations Overheard on the Goldman Sachs Elevator

The @GSElevator Twitter account, which has gained over 675k followers, has amused and shocked readers with snippets of Goldman Sachs employees’ supposed conversations over the past few years.

Below are the tweets that have made our top 25 list, enjoy!


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  • Deset

    A lot of these are actually great life advice. Number 16’s genius though, I’m gonna start using it!

    • Brandon91

      haha that will definitely come in handy

  • Jay Kelsall

    This is brilliant, the one about having separate lines at starbucks couldn’t be more true!
    There’s nothing worse than standing behind someone who’s just staring at the menu as if it’s written in Hebrew

  • Slick Rick

    They all sound like something Patrick Bateman would say

  • Slick Rick

    They all sound like something Patrick Bateman would say!